May 2012
May 25th
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May 24th
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May 19th
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me in social situations: why
me when someone talks to me: why
me when nobody talks to me: why
me when i have to get out of bed: why
me when there's no food left: why
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 6th
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Anonymous asked: fuck you i want your url soooooo bad lol (:
May 6th
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tashi: Thoughts about weight, ice cream, and how... →
fattiesinlove: As some people who follow our blog might know, I work in an ice cream shop. Last night we were very busy and on two occasions, I noticed something happen with customers. In the first exchange, there was a family with two teenaged daughters, a mother and father. One of my…
May 4th
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April 2012
Apr 30th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Buying stuff online gives me a reason to live for another 5-7 business days.
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Listen Press PLAY. INSTANT REBLOG INSTANT REBLOG. ...
Apr 21st
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 17th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: me: I’ll just get on tumblr for a few minutes before bed me: me: me: me: Is that the sun Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 4th
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If Harry Potter and Voldemort had a child it'd... →
leilockheart: wowfunniestposts: I mean, look at him: funniest blog ever
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